Maybe you can figure this out

First, if you have not seen the post before this, please scroll down.

Second, in my bedroom there is a weird smell.  I have spent WAY too much time smelling things and deciding it is the ___________ only to be wrong.  Here are the details:

• I can only smell it when I'm on my bed, mostly facing one way
• Moving my bed did not help
• All bedding is innocent and rewashed this week to be sure
• An open window dissipates it a lot
• I have burrowed my nose into the carpet and unless there is a specific smelly spot I haven't found it isn't that although it is still the chief suspect.  I have sprayed the carpet with the best smell remover I have.
• I have cleaned the vent.  I do not think that it is further vent grossness since the stuff I pulled up was nasty but not smelly in this way.
• I scrubbed the bedside table, in case.
• I see nothing and like I said I can't even pinpoint it.  I've considered that it is some bush but it seems like I'd smell that when mowing (duh, I wear a mask so I would not).

It is making me crazy.  It's not that awful but I do want rid of it. 

Where????????

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