Trifecta

In only 24 hours I painfully said goodbye to a beloved career (I am not counting the PRN work I'll do eventually as career; why will become evident when we get there), got my first cold since asthma, and then spent a chunk of the night vomiting and exponentially increasing the soreness of my throat.  And then I had an ugly nightmare but that's not unusual so it is only annoying, not amazing timing.

How do I do it?