Today I learned things. Here they are:
1)If one has hand tremors, one should be careful when placing a straw in a styrofoam cup. Otherise one will puncture said cup and leak pop throughout one's car.
2)If a task is going to raise panic and it takes hours just to sort out what needs to be done, don't count the steps to completion.
3)Never trust people to do things which will prevent you from doing extra work but not them.
4)Freaking out doesn't win friends.
5)Nothing helps a constipated belly for long.
6)Don't make lists when really tired.
7)People who use high beams as weapons should be punished by living in the land of my pupils for a week or two.
8)Slidy, maladjusted glasses that look cute and have great correction can still make one CRAZY.