I have never been so glad for stomach cramps. My belly is still distended and unhappy but it is better. I finally gave in and took a laxative. I am scared of such things after working with people addicted to them many, many times in my career, but I can't live in pain either.
My only question is what makes something a "woman's laxative"? Does it not work for men? Why aren't there men's laxatives?
Very, very odd. (Obviously someone spent too much time comparing options).
Also, my pharmacy was out of pill splitters. Conspiracy?